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Reopening

Porn store is open again, but minus the prostitutes.  I saw a bearded man going in there this morning.  Seems weird to browse porn before noon.

-Justin

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35 Responses to “Reopening”

  1. Dylnads says:
    November 24, 2008 at 6:03 am

    Well, not if you have a beard.

    Or no job

  2. Agustin says:
    November 24, 2008 at 6:27 am

    since when there's time for porn? :P

  3. vedabrat says:
    November 24, 2008 at 7:45 am

    surprisingly, beards tend to make porn available at all hours of the day. it's so much of an advantage over those non beard having people. i would know. i've done scientific studies at comparable times. having no beard on one side of my head and a decent beard on the other. results were half a porn-tacular.

  4. Jez says:
    November 24, 2008 at 10:04 am

    It's true. Porn is porn no matter the time of day. But yes, it's a bit like getting drunk before noon. A sign of "Oh dear, you have no future left, do you?"

    • Mike Chapman says:
      November 24, 2008 at 4:48 pm

      Hey now, I often like to wake up to some good porn, and I hope to have a brilliant future ahead of me, also full of porn. Although, come to think of it, I'm rarely up before noon, so I guess I might be an exception.

      • Jez says:
        November 25, 2008 at 12:35 am

        Haha, yeah I believe an important aspect of Porn Before Noon is that it's before noon :P

        Does 3am count, though?

        • sufferingsuccotash says:
          November 25, 2008 at 6:37 am

          if you think about it, technically any time that is not noon is before noon coz 12:01PM is before noon of the next day, but that's just me getting drastically technical

      • Mflin says:
        December 15, 2008 at 12:22 pm

        Are you really mike chapman? the homestar runner guy?

    • Burnt Lama says:
      November 27, 2008 at 2:20 pm

      The Rooster Teeth (roosterteeth.com) are frequently drunk before noon and they are pretty successfull and their job rocks.

  5. Ralf says:
    November 25, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    Porn is simply a wonderful, effortless substitute for a significant other that doesn't get jealous because you get your rocks off to some porn.

  6. Tall Guy says:
    November 25, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    Its a nice way to spend time when stuck in a boring school lecture or business conference.

  7. Jez says:
    November 27, 2008 at 4:46 am

    Marlgark, if you've got a beard and in that circumstance, you probably ARE the lecturer. In which case, if it's a live porn show (of a man manually relieving himself) / some sort of biology lecture, then yes, you should do. In fact it's expected of you, so I've been told.

  8. Dr. Mike says:
    November 27, 2008 at 4:49 am

    Personally, I'd like to see more beards IN my porn. Maybe a little beard-on-beard action.

  9. Erika says:
    November 27, 2008 at 8:55 am

    ROFL.

    By the way, I love the Kshirt comic. (I guess the guy without sleeves is wearing an iShirt?)

    • Burnt Lama says:
      November 27, 2008 at 2:25 pm

      No an iShirt would also have fabric on your face, but not your neck. And would also have some sort of mp3 player built into the threads.

      It wouldn't be an iShirt more like a lower case "l"Shirt (lShirt).

  10. Decanus says:
    November 27, 2008 at 10:29 am

    I have a beard.

    Keep your hands off of me.

    I'm scared.

    (Drew: your turkey is awesome, complete with Flock of Seagull quiff. So is Parasaurolophus. I wasted three hours on Wiki because of that stupid dinosaur.

    Justin: has the Water Distribution Specialist job been taken? I had no idea you guys had an office water cooler, or is it full of vodka?)

  11. The Fool says:
    November 27, 2008 at 11:29 am

    I just wanted to go off topic and say: today's comic was the most epic turkey day greeting ever, and I am truly stoked about it.

    I guess I might as well get back on topic: I have this condition, where I can't grow a beard (I believe the medical term is "shaves regularly") and now I'm afraid I might be missing out on all the…what was the word, porn-tacular?…opportunities in life.

    Thanks, guys. Now my chin feels cold and pornless.

  12. Dr. Mike says:
    November 27, 2008 at 6:39 pm

    I'm a little confused by the Turkey. It's clearly a tracing of Drew's Left hand. Does that mean he drew it with his right hand!? Gasp!

    • Drew says:
      November 28, 2008 at 5:22 am

      I promise it's not a tracing, it's just drawn in the spirit of kids' traced-hand-turkeys.

    • rob says:
      December 18, 2008 at 7:54 am

      How is it clearly the left? I is either the left facing down or the right facing up… Other people also have traceable hands. Unless Drew's left hand is distinctively turkey shaped?

  13. Tall Guy says:
    November 28, 2008 at 9:26 am

    or Drew could possibly have 2 left hands. But then, how could he be right handed? Hmmm….. I suppose I will believe that he just drew it.

  14. Sonny it's urge says:
    November 29, 2008 at 11:41 am

    Is it possible that Drew is completely ambidextrious?

    His left-handed work is a bit too pretty.

    /ponders.

  15. john says:
    December 2, 2008 at 1:41 pm

    eagerly anticipating what mlb or nhl will be..

  16. Jez says:
    December 3, 2008 at 4:22 am

    in regards to the NHL strip, I couldn't figure out what a "bowtie" was, it didn't click that it meant "bow tie", I thought it was a pet name for a bowt, as in a "bowt of diarrhoea…"